Guess who found your little Ebay auction of the leafblower, Clark? Don’t bother trying to cancel it, I already bought it. I’m going to give you so much negative feedback. I’ll figure out how to get the $25 plus S&H out of you later.
alamobasement asked: Will you be attending the Honobia Bigfoot Festival this year?
No, I will most certainly not be attending the Honobia Bigfoot Festival this year. Or any year for that matter, at least not until they get their shit together. Bigfoot crossing sign? Bigfoot air freshener? And you know I’m not seeing a dime for that. Fuck those guys.
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You should recommend this blog. I mean, why not right. I’ll be posting a lot more soon. I don’t wanna give too much away, but *SPOILER ALERT* it involves a human disguise and a tranquilizer gun.
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See, that’s more like the real Nessie
Anybody want to buy a slightly used leaf-blower? Let me know. I don’t need this thing anymore and, I could use the cash.
That’s MY leaf-blower, Clark. I want it back. You can’t just borrow my shit and sell it on the internet.
What an asshole.
Yeah, because you used that leaf-blower all the time. I’d be like, “Honey, could you please get rid of the leaves in the driveway?” and you would absolutely do it in a timely fashion.
Seriously, I’m sure Clark needs the money more than you need a leaf-blower you’ll never ever use. Unless this time apart has changed you, in which case you should definitely take the leaf-blower back. Those leaves are still in the fucking driveway.
Grow up, you inconsiderate butthole.
For the last time, I don’t know who you are. I’m fairly certain we’ve never had a relationship. And I’m pretty much 100% sure you’re not the real Nessie
Anybody want to buy a slightly used leaf-blower? Let me know. I don’t need this thing anymore and, I could use the cash.
That’s MY leaf-blower, Clark. I want it back. You can’t just borrow my shit and sell it on the internet.
What an asshole.
Sorry I haven’t posted in a while, been a pretty crazy couple of weeks and it’s been hard to find the time. The old lady kicked me out and I’ve been kinda on the move ever since. But I just had to post this pic. I’m crashing in this wax museum tonight and guess who they got a wax sculpture of? That’s right! John Lithgow!
Anyway you guys have a good one. If you need me I’ll be curled up at the feet of Wax Lithgow, catching some Zs.
Do you guys call it that? Catching Zs? That’s what I call sleeping.
G’nite
-BF
Anonymous asked: bigfoot, you seem like a House kind of guy. So, because you had such insight on Lost, why the fuck is it never Lupus?
It seems as if you are referring to the television show “House,” with which I am not familiar. I am familiar with Hugh Laurie’s earlier work (Blackadder, A Bit of Fry and Laurie) and from what I have seen of house, which is admittedly not much at all, it seems like a massive step down for him as a comedian. As an actor, I couldn’t say, I just haven’t seen enough of the show to judge. It looks like a piece of shit though, I don’t want to understate that. I have no desire to watch “House” even for free.
Hope that helps
-BF
jeffloveschedder asked: hey bigfoot do you remember me
we went to the same forest high school
we're facebook friends
we went to cooking class together
you gave me a swirly
ha ha ha ha
remember that
and when my mom died and i consoled myself with cheese you laughed at me
good times
huh
maybe we should see toy story 3 together
ha ha ha ha
There’s a Toy Story 3?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
But didn’t everybody die at the end of Toy Story 2?
Oh wait, I think I’m thinking of a different movie.
I was so wasted last night! Look I’m not even looking at the camera! That’s how wasted I was!
Clark, you’re an alcoholic.
Once again, Bigfoot’s ready to point an accusing finger. Hey, Bigfoot, maybe you should take a long hard look at yourself for once. Instead of telling other people what you think their problems are, you could try to better yourself. Go out more. Finish books you start. Stop shitting yourself in your sleep.
Just some thoughts.
OK I’m just going to say it. I don’t think this guy is the real Nessie, you guys.
